Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
Duckling walking on some lily pads
I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch
what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
Me before social events
list of my favorite actors & actresses » Steve Buscemi"My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like a dig."
1. Slow down
2. Grab the wall
3. Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off
4. Now speed up
5. Gas pedal (x5)