stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

awwww-cute:

Duckling walking on some lily pads

awwww-cute:

Duckling walking on some lily pads

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch




23,610 plays



812,383 plays

jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

crazysience:

Me before social events

list of my favorite actors & actresses » Steve Buscemi

"My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like a dig."
evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

How to become popular in 5 easy steps!

cakejam:

1. Slow down

2. Grab the wall

3. Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

4. Now speed up

5. Gas pedal (x5)

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